The villains consist of the "Nights who say 'Ni!'" the French, the Keeper of the Bridge of Death (a troll), a killer rabbit, and the Black Beast of AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!
And lets not forget the Black Night at the beginning of the movie who's lines consist of, "None shall pass," leading to a battle with King Arthur in which Arthur cuts off all his limbs and leaves him yelling back at him (yes, cutting off all of his limbs did not kill him) "Come back here and fight like a man! I'll bite your legs off! Ok. We'll call it a draw." And lets not forget all the gory details! Upon having his first arm cut off, blood erupts from his shoulder where the wound is. Kidding. It looks more like a fountain of fruit punch. King Arthur insists on his own victory but the Knight denies it, saying, "Tis merely a flesh wound!"
Now let's get back to the French. Arthur comes across the French and tells them of his quest to find the Holy Grail and one knight in particular tells them that they already have one. This leads to a couple of funny scenes and when you think they are finally gone, they aren't.
In the movie, they make fun of things such as the witch trials, in which they weigh a duck and a woman to see who's heavier. Why you ask? Because a duck floats. Let me tell you, that is either the fattest duck I have ever seen, or just the skinniest woman I have ever seen. They also make fun of monks, and our classic fairy tale rescue in which Sir Lancelot tries to save someone from marrying a woman he doesn't want to. Really everything doesn't go as planned and Lancelot kills almost everybody. But once again, mmm mmm mmm fruit punch!
If you were to ask me about my favorite part, I would say the Holy Hand Grenade or maybe the Bridge of Death part. So, on that note I leave you with this message: watch it!
*Jewel*
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I have never seen it, because I thought it would be boring and I wouldn't like it. But it might be funny, so maybe I should watch it. And by the way, why do you have to type in the little colorful random letters that don't really even say a word, to be able to post a comment, it is kind of annoying!!!
Its supposed to be some kind of security thing, though I don't see how the little colorful letters are protecting anything...
ya, they are not and they are annoying.... like i just had to type in anshin, what in the world is that supposed to mean?????
It's actually for spam elimination. Computers cant type in the letters, only people can, so I get less spam to sort through on my email. It's very useful, but I can take it off.
*Jewel*
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